So sing with me now a joyous song of giddy abandon as we merrily bid farewell to our digestive tracts. For such are the wonders awaiting discovery that a grocery bag, a bicycle inner tube and some duct tape will more than compensate. Feel free to ask questions if you feel they will not detract from the overall experience and be sure to remember to keep your arms and legs perfectly still at all times.

I'm sure it's benign.